I don’t have an “attitude problem”, I have an attitude that you have a problem with… so yeah, it’s actually your problem

jceeser88:

meme4u:

http://meme4u.tumblr.com

When im skipping with a group of friends and we see a teacher in the hall…

koolaszjay:

Oh shit…go go go

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is epic

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hell-to-the-nah:

thelemonadegirl:

solid-ground-and-north-star:

ileftmyheartinthetardis:

germanys-nipples:

electricb00bs:

verhohlen:

lostinthequeue:

superunnaturally:

stilldoingnothing:

cacellcee:

shubaka:

The pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.

It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.

But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.

“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.

OMG I CAN’T

FdAs.snj.fksr,fbuk,rev Fhlfhku,zrsfhuk,zshfuk,drxhukl

omg

internet browser fanfiction; only on tumblr

made me snigger like i’ve never sniggered before.

tumblr i am very concerned right now

OH MY GoD

CACKLING.

JESUS CHRIST THIS. I CAN’T.

OH MY GOD. 

This is what  happens when you spend too much time on Tumblr they said.

You’ll be writing internet browser fanfiction they said. 

LOL FUCK OFF IT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS I SAID.

WHAT EVEN HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

• 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
• me when I was 11: omg did i forget to feed my neopet this morning

pavloving:

if i was your boyfriend i’d never let you go

I can take you places you ain’t never been before

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ciretako:

Misspelling hypocrites as Hippocrates is basically the funniest thing on the planet to me.

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GIF sounds like Gif, not Jif,

because GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format.

Case closed, bring in the dancing lobsters!

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